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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:28

Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So they tried
How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
Just Forget it!
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Thomson Reuters Ushers in the Next Era of AI with Launch of Agentic Intelligence - Thomson Reuters
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
346 Million-Year-Old Fossil Rewrites the Story of Life on Land - SciTechDaily
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Jason Sudeikis Pays Tribute To His Late Uncle George Wendt: “I Love Him Dearly” - Deadline
Nuts and Butts
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
This group is the most vulnerable to heat-related illnesses by far - The Washington Post
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Why do people love to live alone in a house?
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts