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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 00:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Why am I not losing weight despite eating 1500 calories daily? Male 24y 161kg 174cm and obese. My calorie tracking is on point, I mostly eat prepackaged food and occasionally cook for myself measuring only the raw ingredients, yes including the oil.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

Just Forget it!

Next, they tried...

No, not a chance

Thomson Reuters Ushers in the Next Era of AI with Launch of Agentic Intelligence - Thomson Reuters

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Freaks and Cheeks

Voluptate ea explicabo culpa.

No go.

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

346 Million-Year-Old Fossil Rewrites the Story of Life on Land - SciTechDaily

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

They put up a sign reading

Jason Sudeikis Pays Tribute To His Late Uncle George Wendt: “I Love Him Dearly” - Deadline

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

This group is the most vulnerable to heat-related illnesses by far - The Washington Post

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Why do people love to live alone in a house?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

'Kindness isn't a weakness,' Steve Carell tells Northwestern grads at commencement - Chicago Sun-Times

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts